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A Bar Promised To Cover Every Open Tab If The Spurs Won The Lottery ... People Go Crazy, Launch Drinks In The Air When It Happened

I mean, of course it was the Spurs. There's a generational talent at the big man spot, the Spurs are going to get the number 1 pick. The only time that doesn't happen is when they are already winning titles. They were due after drafting Tim Duncan in 1997. Been too long since they had some luck, a mere 9 years since their last title. 

I know there's a chance Wemby can be a bust. But this is why you tank. You tank to have a chance to land someone like this and let me tell you, it's ridiculous seeing these numbers come up: 

Maybe it's Wemby or maybe it's this: 

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[Source] - And should the Spurs be announced the winners of the 2023 Draft Lottery so will everyone at San Antonio's "The Roo Pub" be walking away winners.

The popular restaurant and bar announced that if the Spurs win the lottery tonight, every open tab will be covered. 

You heard that right: The Roo Pub will pick up open tabs if the Spurs win the No. 1 spot.

"If the Spurs draw the #1 pick, every open tab before the announcement will be on us! This is not including gratuity. This is a deal you don’t want to miss! See you at the Roo," announced the restaurant.

No one pays in cash anymore. That's a HUGE break for free drinks. I wonder how many people here are celebrating the fact they have a free open tab or the fact the Spurs got Victor. Tough to tell honestly. I know they love hoops, but free drinks for sure crossed at least one person's mind here. 

Ridiculous luck. I mean, sure, it's the Blazers with a big man and the Wizards being the Wizards. But come on, they had to redo multiple picks because the Spurs numbers kept coming up is absurd. That's a tough beat for the Wizards and Blazers though. Frankly if Dame requested a trade strictly because of that last ping pong ball number, I'd understand. 

I want to say I can't believe it worked out for the Spurs, but it always works out for the Spurs. The first year they truly tank they get Wemby after tanking for Duncan. I feel like they should do that every so often. Title or number 1 pick, that's basically all the Spurs do now. 

So, yeah, I know it's been a long 9 years for the Spurs, but hey, they have a chance to celebrate again. Have fun on the River Walk, Victor.