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KFC And His Bum Team The Jets Are All Denying Whose Idea It Was To Put A Picture Of Sauce Gardner On The Cover With His Hands Dipped In Diarrhea.

I'll make this short and sweet. 

The only thing sadder than the J-E-T-S is KFC talking himself up about the Jets.

Which he did this weekend when he did a minute-man video on this unreal Sports Illustrated cover with Sauce Gardner on it.

Yes, that's an actual cover photo that a lot of decision-making people apparently thought was a good idea to run with. 

Kevin was not happy. For obvious reasons. And posted the video below.

The Jets being the Jets, let Sports Illustrated run a photo on their cover of their franchise defensive player with diarrhea dripping from his hands. I have zero love for Jets fans, but at what point do they just stop getting their dicks kicked in over and over and over again by their media relations team allowing shit like this, and by their players setting themselves up for bulletin board material and humiliation? 

In classic Jets fashion, Sauce chimed in and took zero accountability for the photos, instead throwing Sports Illustrated under the bus saying he never even got to see the photos, and that the team never signed off on it…

On KFC's video mind you!

Smells like bullshit to me. Because, after all, it's the Woody Johnson-owned Jets we're talking about here. And no matter how much money they have, clowns run clown shows.

But credit where credit is due, Sauce commenting this on KFC's video is pretty cool in a one big collective group of misery sort of way.

p.s. - aside from their allegiance to the Jets, KFC and Sauce also have superb combine performances in common.