Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was on Her College Golf Team & Desperate to be Part of a Foursome...

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An attractive young woman joined a country club, and one day while sitting at the bar, she overheard some guys talking about the round of golf they just played. She interrupted, "I was on my college golf team, and I was pretty good. Do you mind if I join you guys next week?" 

Not one of the guys wanted a woman to disrupt their threesome, but when they were put on the spot, one guy, figuring an early tee time would discourage her, responded, "Sure, you can join us, but we start at precisely 6:30 am, and there's no being late. We don't wait for anyone…" 

The woman admitted the early tee time might occasionally be a problem for her and asked if she could arrive up to 15 minutes late. The men rolled their eyes but said, "Okay, but only 15, no more than that…" 

She arrived at 6:30 sharp the first morning, beating all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par. She was actually a lot of fun, and the three guys were very impressed with her skills. They congratulated her and invited her back the next week. She smiled and said, "I'll be there at 6:30… or 6:45…" 

The following week she showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three guys were shocked when she beat them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally amazed, and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't figure her out. And, because she was such a gracious winner, they invited her back to play the following week, each man desperately wanting to beat her… 

The third week, she was 15 minutes late, which irritated the guys. She played right-handed and just narrowly beat the three of them. The men grumbled that her late arrival was "petty gamesmanship!" However, she was so easy on the eyes, charming, and complimentary of their strong play they couldn't stay upset with her. This woman was a riddle none of the guys could solve… 

After the round, they all decided to have a couple of beers in the clubhouse, where one of the guys asked her, "How do you decide if you're gonna play right-handed or left-handed?" 

The woman blushed, "Well, I'm ambidextrous," she replied. "I have skills playing either way, and I like to switch back and forth to stay sharp with both hands…"

Well into her fourth beer, she continued, "When I got married after college, I realized my husband always slept in the nude. Right before I left for the golf course, I'd pull the covers off him, and if his willy pointed to the right, I'd play right-handed. If it pointed to the left, I'd play left-handed. It's that simple, and I still do it that way…" 

The guys thought her explanation was hysterical and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Astonished by this bizarre information, one of them asked, "What if it's pointing straight up?" 

"Well," she said with a devilish grin, "That's why I'm occasionally fifteen minutes late…"

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU joke #165!

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