The Knicks Need To Do Whatever It Takes To Keep The Star Of Game 2 Happy ... Jessica Alba

Reags5/03/2023 3:10 PM

It's basic math here. The Knicks got hot once they showed Jessica Alba therefore, the Knicks need Jessica Alba. Leave Turtle (sorry man, a true fan), Aaron Rodgers (boo), Roger Federer and everyone else back at MSG for the watch party. Let them crash 7th ave after a win. But Jessica Alba? That's the one we need to keep happy. I can't help it if Jalen Brunson scores like 23 points after they showed Jessica Alba. You do the math! 7 before, 23 after? Good luck charm baby.

Listen, Jessica Alba is the definition of ageless. Maybe some of that helps remind Kevin Love and Kyle Lowry they are old balls in the NBA world? But in a world where we all age terrible - somehow I swear I find more grey in my beard every single morning - Jessica Alba looks like that at 42. The little elbow shrug with the jacket, that's a move she's pulled off for 20 years.

Sidenote, it's kind of bullshit she's married to a guy named Cash. Do you know how cool that guy has to be? I mean I don't know dick about him besides he's the son of actor Michael Warren, has an awesome name and married to Jessica Alba. You have to be a guy like that to pull off the name Cash. Unreal.

Now I know what you might be thinking. Jalen Brunson scored 30. Julius Randle being back really showed the difference, especially the way he passed the ball to start the game. Isaiah Hartenstein didn't have the stat line but man did that guy help win the game in the 4th. But the star is Jessica Alba. Get her to Miami.