I Don't Really Understand The Met Gala Or Fashion, But I Do Know Competition And Sydney Sweeney Won

Reags5/02/2023 2:40 PM

I'm not what you'd call a man of culture. I'm a simple man. I like to sit in my recliner. I like my giant ass chocolate lab. I watch sports and understand competition. Fashion? I don't know give me this random ass t shirt and a pair of joggers and we're good to go. The Met Gala? I'm pretty sure I've researched (read Wikipedia) multiple times on it and still couldn't tell you. There's a theme but it's not like the college theme parties we would have. It's all high fashion yet people show up as cats and shit. I don't know. It's not for people like me - the common man.

But here's what I do know. I do know if I put Sydney Sweeney in the headline and thumbnail, there will be pageviews to be had. I do know that Sydney Sweeney is in fact, very very good looking. I even agree with Feits and Dave here.

Again, I'm a simple man. Attractive = attention. I've never seen Euphoria. Actually now that I look at it (again, Wikipedia) I haven't seen one single thing that Sydeny Sweeney has been in. Movie or TV show, it doesn't matter. I haven't seen it. I'm sure she's a great actress, like Feits says. You gotta be more than just attractive to be this big of a cheat code. There are plenty of attractive people.

But even more than that. What the hell goes on in the Met Gala? What sort of small talk are they having? I assume it's similar to weddings but on steroids. You know those conversations I'm talking about. The ones where you try to catch up, but it's really just draining minutes because you're stuck in that conversation as you try to make your way to your pals or the bar. Oh yeah working on anything new? Any new fashion lines coming in?

This is my rant on it all and my final conclusion. I still have no idea what the fuck happens there or fashion but Sydney Sweeney was the most attractive person I saw last night. Any move she makes goes viral. That's how you win the Met Gala (I think).