Big Fellas Need To Celly, Too
We were all put on this Earth to do 3 things in life--Wheel. Snipe. And Celly.
It doesn't matter if you've got a little extra girth to you. You snipe top cheese, you have a god given right to celly your ass off. Why should the over-the-top celebrations just be reserved to guys like Patrick Kane
Auston Matthews
And, of course, Nail Yakupov.
Still hilarious that this was just for a regular season game-tying goal in January.
But back to the point here. Just because our good buddy at the top of the blog might have a little more meat on the bones than these dudes doesn't mean he can't still celly with the best of them. My guy regrouped in the neutral zone and followed up the rush like he's been on this same mission a thousand times before. Unleashed an absolute bullet to the back of the net. And then decided it was time to sheeth the sword. Ain't nothing wrong with that at all. I mean the physics of the celly may not have agreed with him. Maybe next time a quick drop the knee and swipe of the ice would be the safer approach. But you can't teach passion. And if passion was a skill attribute, this man's would be maxed out at 99.
Sidenote: Big fan of this cat. The man is just grinding away trying to get in better shape, and be the biggest demon that beer league hockey has ever seen. Every beer league team needs a dude like this on it.
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This guy gets it, and he also has a ROCKET.
Slap a 'C' on his chest already.