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PSA: Pete Davidson Will Shove The Shit Out Of Any Man Who Puts Their Arm Around Him 6 Or 7 Times After A Knicks Win

I don't know about you guys but all I can hear while watching these videos is the old Chappelle skit: 

Pete Davidson screaming you're too close man. Now you can hear it too. Anyways, I don't blame old Pete here. Do you know how annoying it is to be touched? People don't like it. That's why hugs last roughly .01 seconds and some people don't even hug. 

Now throw in the fact you're a famous person and can't even enjoy the Knicks going up 3-1. I don't blame Pete here one bit. Look at that guy. He's basically trying to kiss Pete. Dude wouldn't leave him alone and there's nothing worse than the guy who keeps throwing his arm around you like that trying to talk. 

All that said, I sort of respect the level of delusion by pink shirt guy. Just constantly popping up and thinking he should pose for pictures too. That's impressive. Deserved the shove, but the perseverance is worth mentioning.  He saw an opportunity to 1) be best friends with Pete or 2) have Pete fuck his wife and he took his shot. 

PS: Come on pink shirt guy, it's the playoffs. At least slap on a blue polo.