Lighten the Fuck Up! Samantha Worked Out at a Chique NYC Gym Five Mornings a Week...

Samantha was a former Olympic gymnast who, in an effort to maintain her perfect body, worked out at a chique NYC gym five mornings a week. At the gym, she met a former fashion model, and the two women began training together regularly. 

After only a few months, Samantha received an invitation to her new training partner's wedding. The next morning, Samantha thanked her for the invite and asked if it was her first marriage…

 "Fourth, actually," the woman replied nonchalantly. 

Shocked, Samantha responded, "Fourth… Oh…" And then, in a show of support, she added, "There's absolutely no harm in doing it as many times as you have to until you get it right…"

As they continued working out, curiosity got the better of Samantha, and she asked, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but what happened to your first three husbands?" 

The woman replied, "My first husband ate poisonous mushrooms and died…"

 "Oh, how tragic," Samantha gasped. "What about your second husband, what happened to him?" 

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too, and he died," the woman replied. 

Samantha responded sympathetically, "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband… Did he eat poisonous mushrooms too?" 

"Oh, no. My third husband died of a broken neck…"  

Confused, Samantha asked, "A broken neck?" 

The woman looked at Samantha, smiled, and said, "Poor guy didn't like mushrooms…"

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU joke #161!

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