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Taylor Ham Is Objectively Gross, Yet Delicious At The Same Time

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There's a lot of things I'm ashamed about. My height. My hair. My wallet. None of those things hold a candle to half my blood being dirty, vile, disgusting New Jersey blood though, as my mom is from that armpit of a state. It makes me sick to my stomach, in fact. 

That state does have some good eats, however. Taylor Ham is something I grew up on and I fucking love that shit. That doesn't mean it's not objectively gross, however. I've never done the research on Taylor Ham or what goes into making that magical log of meat solely because I know it'll change my view of it, but I gotta imagine the process is similar to hot dogs: 

Which is disgusting. Delicious anytime yes, but nasty as fuck. Both can be VERY true at the same time. I'm sorry, remnants of pig guts with a shit ton of seasoning and preservatives is just gross as fuck. But delicious. 

 

Editors Note: WSD did this exact same blog 2 days ago, forgot he did it, and then did it again. The GOAT.