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In The Wake Of The Fox News Defamation Settlement For $787 MILLION Dollars I'd Like To List The Conspiracies That I Actually Believe

The case will put under scrutiny the libel standard that has guided U.S. media outlets for nearly six decades, reveal behind-the-scenes activity at Fox News in the weeks after the 2020 election and shed light on the flow of misinformation that turned into a tidal wave after the election, which then-President Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden.

Fox News stars such as Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity, as well as company founder Rupert Murdoch, are expected to testify during the six-week trial, but it’s unclear whether any witnesses would be called Tuesday.

Dominion claims New York-based Fox News and its parent company, Fox Corp., essentially bulldozed the voting company’s business and subjected employees to threats by falsely implicating it in a bogus conspiracy to rig the election against Trump.

Godddd DAMN! $787M for perpetuating conspiracy theories that you don't necessarily believe in for clicks...

(me on dogwalk)

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I love talking about conspiracy theories. It's fun. Like I've said many times, I wore out the Indiana Jones VHS tapes. I love a sense of adventure mixed with history, powerful governments, and religion. I find these things entertaining even if they may not be entirely true. Or true at all. It's still fun to think about. With that said, after using my understanding of the law (none) I've decided that this precedent set puts me in danger if I talk about things I don't believe. 

Below is the definitive list of conspiracies that I believe are at least partially rooted in truth

1) The Government conspired to murder JFK

And they might've teamed up with the mafia to to execute the assassination

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And the CIA probably killed his brother, RFK, too

JFK vs The CIA episode from 2020

2) The Great Pyramid Of Giza Was A Power Station For An Ancient Advanced Civilization

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If I won the lottery and became independently wealthy I think I would dedicate my life to finding out who built the Pyramids, when they did it, and for what purpose. I think this wireless power station thing has real legs. 

I also don't understand why there are people who scoff at and dismiss this one. This one is just fascinating with zero downside. If the CIA killed Kennedy that has obviously serious implications about the state of our country and government. If we figure out the who, what, why, and how of the Pyramids well we just…UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF OUR PAST AND MAYBE LOW COST WIRELESS ELECTRICITY. 

They are the most fascinating thing ever built by man (if it was built by man)

3) Lake City Quiet Pills Was Code For A Group Of International Assassins That Congregated On The Deep Web

If I were independently wealthy and I was done solving the mysteries of the Pyramids I would start a production company to make one movie and one movie only, Lake City Quiet Pills. This story is so wild that I feel like it should be on the radar of the people who made "Don't Fuck With Cats". Maybe it hasn't been made because the people involved with LCQP are far more dangerous than one psychopath in Montreal. 

4) There Was Some Sort Of Ancient Civilization That Was Destroyed And All Ancient Knowledge Was Lost At Alexandria

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Plato's story of Atlantis, Gobleki Teppe, the Richat Structure… what the fuck. And those are just the mysteries and tales from the Eastern Hemisphere. We will be covering the Mayans, Aztecs, Incas, and their mastery of the stars and engineering soon. Blows my fucking mind every time. 

5) Dragons Were Real At Some Point

And in the category of things that are fun to think about, but I don't necessarily believe

Would be pretty cool if they did nuke the shit out of Mars. I am also an advocate of nuking Mars now. Use nukes to speed up terraforming the planet so when we inevitably fuck up Earth we have some place to go. I am not sure nukes could help create an atmosphere, but I am interested in some super hero movie shit if possible. Then, you know, it's just cool to blow stuff up like Sid in Toy Story. 

I need Murdoch money to study all of this stuff properly. Yesterday we got into the similar family stories linked to the show, "Succession"

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