Throuple Swap: Former Boxer David Haye Has Moved On From One Of His Two Girlfriends For A Twerk Dance Teacher
Richard Heathcote. Getty Images.Pictured above is a man who seemingly has life all figured out. Meet retired boxer David Haye, nicknamed the Hayemaker. David was a career 28-4 during his professional career, which saw him once go toe to toe once with Wladimir Klitschko (a loss). Hand up, I'm not the biggest boxing fan and didn't recognize the name. After reading this blog I think we'll all know who this gentleman is moving forward.
Turns out just recently Haye was not only dating one woman, but TWO. The modern description for that situation is called a throuple, something you and I will never encounter. Dealing with one woman consistently is complex enough. The thought of holding down the fort with two is simply impossible to comprehend.
Well, when you're David Haye, you strictly deal in throuples. Monogamy is this man's least favorite word. Up until a few months ago Haye was canoodling with two women who go by the names of Una Healey and Sian Rosemarie. As you can see pictured belong they are lovely.
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I don't know about you, but I'm getting big time Keeley Jones from Ted Lasso vibes with Una.
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Well, unfortunately for Una, she was cut from the roster. Haye made the announcement to the world acting like he was Woj breaking some NBA news.
This is the new woman that boxer David Haye and his girlfriend have apparently welcomed into their 'throuple' - after things turned sour with Una Healy.
The new member of the so-called throuple - a three-way relationship between - is Michaela Jovanovic, a former twerk dance teacher who hails from a family of Serbian migrants living in Austria, we can reveal.
Pour one out for Una, but with the passing of one light, comes another. This is the news the world needs to know, and I'm here to be your messenger. Meet Mica, the new member of the throuple!
Mica is a former twerk dance teacher. She also seems lovely.
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Will this throuple survive the game of love? Almost certainly not, but I'll make sure to keep you posted in case anyone else joins the party. It's David Haye's world and we're all living in it.