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Shaq Allegedly Dodging Summons For His Role In FTX Collapse

This is a pretty ridiculous story that, at the end of the day, is still that fuck SBF's fault for being a fuckin nerd. A bunch of famous people who were handed an absolute bag to promo FTX. It was around the time no one knew shit about what the hell these crypto dudes were doing, and FTX was just shelling out cash to try to make it look as reputable as they could. Well, they fooled everyone, and I don’t doubt Shaq was just as fooled as all of us. Shaq had no idea that SBF was doing meth and Parkinson's medication while having Ugly Nerd Orgies with beat chicks. 

Well turns out that of all the celebrities who are being sued for "Their Role" in the FTX stuff, Shaq has evaded the dudes who serve the papers to make them appear in court or be involved in the case. The dudes who are Seth Rogen's character in Pineapple Express throwing papers at everybody. Well, apparently, someone from Shaq's team or him sent a text saying, "Shaq lives in the Bahamas u stupid fuck give beth shaw my regards. 

So Shaq is basically telling the whole legal system to fuck off and threatening the Seth Rogan character's wife Beth Shaw. I just imagine Shaq trying to avoid this thing by any means possible. 

I mean if I were to find out some product I was advertising was like fraudulent or something (It wouldn't, I literally use everything we advertise to test it out, and because I am a dude a year out of college who will always take free shit). Like if Coors Light's mountains didn't actually turn blue and I was also duped I would be bullshit pissed and probably feel I shouldn't also be tricked and liable. I understand people lost a lot of money with FTX, but Crypto is totally unregulated; anywhere you invest your money has risk. Hell, I have had better returns gambling on lacrosse than the money I stashed in a Roth IRA and invested "Responsibly". The reason I am being sympathetic to a multimillionaire like Shaq is that he's getting held more responsible than SBF. There are people in prison for stealing 1/1000000000 of the money he stole who are probably much more noble men than that soy boy fuck (he could only drink soylent because he was taking Parkinson's medication that couldn't allow any meat)(once again he didn't have Parkinson's he was using it to mainline dopamine into his brain so he could work for longer "Coding" which he has now said, "He doesn't actually know how to code". The guy had some other rich people pay for his bail or whatever and was flying first class on "Points". Take his credit card points take it all. Seize all his assets and drop him with 1 set of clothes and deport him to a third-world country.

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