'Did Ya At Least Light A Match?' - Kenny Smith Nearly Missed The Halftime Show Because He Was Apparently Enjoying A Poop
Goddamnit, I laughed. This is why Inside the NBA will always, always be the best show on television. Ernie Johnson, the dad, the guy who tries to keep everything together is the one egging Kenny Smith on for shitting his brains out. Listen, there are very few things than having to 1) shit in public and 2) shit in a hurry. I will go to my grave arguing that. I need to be Paul Finch from American Pie and be in my home for the most efficient and comfortable shit.
But then there's the time factor. No forcing me to wipe and run out to be on TV. You can't go on TV right after taking a shit. Look at Kenny Smith running to get to the chair. No thank you.
Naturally, Chuck had to hit the classic lines. Light a match. Why you sitting so close to me? Perfect delivery. It's what I expect out of this group. If you can't make fun of your pal for being caught in a bad situation, you aren't friends. Plain and simple. This is all you want from a great TV show. Cracking jokes, openly talking about Kenny dropping some steam off in the bathroom. Laughs every time.