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The Dream: Reggie Bullock Is Building His Own Resort On 'Bullock Island' - An Island He Bought In Belize

What a move. I feel like I've seen ads or commercials for things like this. But this is bigger than just buying Bullock Island. This is about the fact Reggie and his family/guests don't have to deal with all the other idiots on vacation now. I say this in the most regular ass way possible. Vacation, unless you're single or don't have kids, is no longer relaxing. You gotta worry about making your flight, the dummies there who can't understand how to go through the security line or how to board/deboard a plane. Maybe you're driving and it's about people who are going the exact speed limit in the left hand lane and you can't pass that truck and get to open road.

Sure, Reggie Bullock has plenty of money. He could do private vacations but now he doesn't have to worry about half of it. He doesn't have to worry about what restaurants a resort has or what to go to. He's quite literally building it himself. If he wants Italian every night, guess what? He gets that. 

He should keep this as exclusive as possible. Family and invited guests only. Keep it to whoever won't bother you during vacation. I don't care if you're an NBA player, a blogger, an accountant, a sales person, whatever. You take a vacation, you do it for a reason. Escape work (yeah, good luck with that), not worry about what time anything is so you can drink and eat whatever, whenever and have some peace and quiet. 

If I could do this, it'd be simple. Swim up bar at the pool. 4 restaurants. One Italian food, one steakhouse, one cajun and one that's only breakfast/sandwiches for lunch. Dueling piano bar. Lazy river around the entire thing. That's basically all I'd want. Oh and golf simulator. Can't build a golf course so at least let me have a spot to get some swings in. 

What a move.