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The Trailer For Disney's Upcoming Jeremy Renner Post-Snow Plow Accident Interview Feels Like a Rip-Off From The Show 'The Boys'

When Jeremy Renner's accident happened I was all over it on the blog. It happened at the same time as the Damar Hamlin incident and it kinda felt like it was being swept under the rug. Dude had a 14,000 pound snowplow fall on him as he saved his nephew. Eight ribs broken in 14 places. Right knee, right ankle broken, left leg tibia broken, left ankle broken, right clavicle broken, right shoulder broken. Face, eye socket, jaw, mandible broken. Lung collapsed. Pierced from the rib bone, your liver. He probably should have died and it's a miracle he's back to the condition he already is. Can't have Hawkeye dying on us and his current show Mayor of Kingstown is supposed to be fantastic. 

That all being said, holy moly did Disney waste no time jumping in here to make money off this accident. I mean what in the world did I just watch? That was a real, totally 100% serious trailer! Coulda told me it was a preview for an action movie and I'd believe it. I get that right now they can't put out a good Marvel movie to save their lives so they need other avenues of revenue but the way they're doing this is insane, no? 

The dramatic voice over in the background had me actually laughing out loud. 

A STORY OF TERROR, SURVIVAL, AND TRIUMPH

Can't you see Ashley from The Boys directing this?

 I'm in tears. That's gotta be one of the weirder things I've ever watched. It actually plays like one of those parodies in The Boys. Is Disney really just Vought in real life? I'd place the odds of them making fun of this in their next season at -1000.