Lighten the Fuck Up! Two Good-Looking Blondes Were Walking Their Dogs One Steamy Hot Saturday Afternoon...

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Two good-looking young blonde women with dogs were out walking in the city one steamy hot Saturday afternoon. One woman had a Doberman Pinscher on a short leash, and the other had a Chihuahua… 

As they sauntered down the street, they walked past a pub. The one with the Doberman yelled to her friend, "Stop! I'm so thirsty. Let's go into that pub and wet our whistles before we go any further." 

The woman with the Chihuahua was more realistic. "What are you thinking, girl? They won't let us in there with the dogs." 

The woman with the Doberman had a plan, and she looked at her friend confidently and said, "Watch and learn…" 

The woman with the Doberman grabbed a pair of dark sunglasses out of her pocketbook, put 'em on, and then started walking into the pub with her dog. 

The bouncer immediately stopped her and said, "Sorry, Miss, there are no pets allowed in the pub…" 

The woman began pouting, "You don't understand, Sir. This is my seeing-eye dog. I don't go anywhere without him, I can't…" 

The bouncer raised an eyebrow and replied, "Really… A Doberman Pinscher?" 

The woman replied, "Yeah, when they first gave him to me, I had my doubts too, but they actually make very good seeing-eye dogs. I have no complaints, he's been great…" 

The bouncer thought for a moment and then said, "Okay. I'll make an exception this one time. Go ahead in." 

The woman with the Chihuahua was watching her friend and figured, what the heck. So, she waited a few minutes, put on her dark sunglasses and then started walking into the pub with her dog… 

The bouncer immediately stopped her and said, "Sorry, Miss, there are no pets allowed in the pub…" 

The woman tugged on her Chihuahua's leash and began pouting, "You don't understand, Sir. This is my seeing-eye dog. I don't go anywhere without him, I can't…" 

The bouncer laughed out loud and replied, "Really… A Chihuahua?" 

The woman responded in shock. "A Chihuahua… They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?"                                                                                

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