Harry Styles And Emily Ratajkowski Were Seen Sloppily Making Out In Tokyo Amid Rumors That They Had A Threesome With Olivia Wilde

WHAT A HEADLINE! What a story! Of course our faithful gossipers over at Deux Moi are the ones who posted about the alleged threesome, supposedly happening after the Vanity Fair Oscars Party. A few questions:

- How do people know this? Who blabbed? Did people just see them leave together and assume?

- Can I be next in line?

When I first saw this passionate makeout between Harry and EmRata I was pissed. NOT HARRY, I exclaimed, but then I thought...why not? EmRata is hot, single, testing the waters right now, and Harry Styles is on the rebound from Olivia. I'm all for a drunken sloppy moment in the streets, where TiMe AnD SpAcE don't matter and all that exists is "this moment." The threesome questions begs however - did Harry and Olivia actually breakup then? Or did they just decide to "cool things off" and stop letting the confines of a relationship label box them in? 

People say that's the ideal situation. You go about your business, you have someone to have sex and crazy times with on the side, but never any of the actual responsibility. I don't fair well with this, personally - I need a lot of affection and reassurance. But, sometimes it would be nice to have "affection on speed dial" and then I can go back to my depression hole with Harry Potter and Taylor Swift and emerge only when I need water and dick. 

Power to them! Everybody make out in the streets!!!!!