This Chick In A Wheelchair Crowdsurfing And Then Stage Diving At A Hardcore Show Is The Most Bad Ass Thing You Will Watch Today
I just can't bring myself to debate that Mean Girls clip about post-piss hand washing. I've lived on this earth long enough to know a lot of you heathens are going to walk around with crotch slime on your grubby little paws and that's your choice. No amount of money can buy proper hygiene or actually funny/interesting content.
Instead I choose to celebrate a different clip of a mean girl. But in this case I am using the term "mean" the way the Kiwis use it. "Mean" in that this girl is fucking awesome and this is the type of clip we should all be talking about.
Now I don't listen to Hardcore and I'm not even sure I know the difference between that and heavy metal. To me it sounds like incoherent grunting and screaming over heavy guitar riffs. It's like if you put a Frank The Tank rant over a Fiver Finger Death Punch track. Is that hardcore? I have no clue honestly.
I just know that I see hilarious videos all over the internet with people at hardcore shows swinging their fists all around and punching each other in the face. I stumbled across this one yesterday and when the chick in the pink catches an errant spinning back fist I audibly gasped.
There is zero chance you watched that video one time. It's a 3-5 timer minimum. Way too much to take in.
Now that I think about it the dude throwing the back fist is Kelly Keegs. The Chick in the pink is the Mean Girls. It's actually a perfect metaphor.
Anyway, back to the bad ass in the wheelchair.
I have a buddy who travels the country in the hardcore band he was just telling me about how tight knit that community is and how he can go anywhere in the world and have a couch to crash on. Judging by this video he wasn't lying.
She is so fucking amped it's getting me all fired up. I've seen people in wheelchairs crowd surfing before at EDM festivals. That's always fun but it's also where it ends. Not with this chick.
The singer helps pull her on stage and then something amazing happens. Nothing. No one helps her out the back, no one looks scared, no one even thinks this is weird. She just wheels he ass straight to the other side of the stage dives right off.
Absolutely fucking awesome. Or should I say absolutely fucking mean (Kiwi definition)? I just know it's more awesome than any other mean clip I've seen today.
