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Lighten the Fuck Up! Angelina Was an Attractive Sicilian Girl Who Was Coddled & Insulated by Her Traditional Italian Family...

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Angelina was an attractive Sicilian girl, an only child raised by a traditional Italian family who coddled her and insulated her from the outside world… 

By the time she was allowed to go on her first date, she was just three days short of her 19th birthday… Before the date, her Nonna gave her some well-needed advice, albeit old-school. 

Nonna approached her granddaughter, "Angelina, sit-ah down and let me tell you about-ah da young-ah boy ur goin out-ah wid…"

"He's ah-gonna try and kiss-ah-you on-ah da lips, and ur gonna like-ah dat someday… But don't-ah, let HIM, do dat to you!"

"He's ah-gonna try and squeeze-ah ur breasts, and ur gonna like-ah dat someday… But don't-ah, let HIM, do dat to you!" 

"But most importante, he's a-gonna try and-ah, remove-ah, ur clothes, and-ah, lay on toppa you and do things, and ur gonna like-ah dat someday… But don't-ah, let HIM, do dat to you! Doin dat will-ah, disgrace-ah, our entire familia!" 

Listening carefully to Nonna's advice, Angelina cautiously went on her first date… 

The next morning, while sitting outside under the pergola, eating thin-sliced mortadella and fresh mozzarella paninis for breakfast, Angelina told Nonna that her first date went just as she had predicted…

"Nonna, you'll be proud of me. I was strong and didn't let HIM disgrace our family… After he kissed me on the lips, squeezed my breasts, and removed all my clothes, he tried to lay on top of me and do things, just like you said he would… But, I turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS entire family first!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #155! 

Just in case you missed the last one…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

You know you'll look good in some new LTFU Merch! Not everyone will know what LTFU means, but everyone will ask! 

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