Lady Gaga Is Being Sued By A Woman Charged With Being An Accomplice When Her Dogs Were Stolen In 2021 Because She Didn't Pay The $500,000 Reward After The Dog Thief Returned Them

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(SOURCE)- Lady Gaga is facing a lawsuit from an accomplice in the February 2021 theft of her two dogs that resulted in her dog walker being shot and critically wounded. According to Los Angeles County Superior Court documents obtained by PEOPLE, Jennifer McBride — the woman who returned Gaga’s dogs Koji and Gustav — has sued the 13-time Grammy Award winner, 36, for not paying the $500,000 reward she originally offered.

I typically abide by the take that punishments should fit crimes. Can't send a guy to Belize who stole a Kit Kat from the local convenience store. On the flip side, ya can't slap a guy on the wrist with a $75 ticket for murder. 

When it comes to dogs though? Throw all of that away. If someone steals a dog, the person whose dog was stolen should be able to enact whatever punishment they see fit. Hypothetically speaking, if someone stole my dog, I'd like the ability to send them to Guantanamo to have all sorts of medieval torture methods exacted on their soon-to-be-lifeless body, while others (people who hate dogs like Ed) may opt for the aforementioned slap on the wrist. To each their own; with dogs you should be able to throw all legal and constitutional rights out the window for the accused, though. 

And I believe that to be true for Gaga's case as well. But she has to do so after forking over the $500,000.00 to one of the perpetrators. 

Look Gaga, you made the "no questions asked" promise of paying $500,000 to WHOMEVER returned the dogs and you didn't qualify that by saying the people who kidnapped (dognapped?) your pooches don't count.

Sorry to say this but…. sucks to suck, Gaga. Ante up!!!! Once you do, you're then free to punish this unholy asshole any way you see fit. Shit, just take the money right back and make her do a walk of shame through WeHo like Cersei

Or if that doesn't tickle your fancy, just make her listen to Pokerface while tied down on a table by all 4 limbs. That's a method of torture that would make the toughest of villains crack. That song completely fucking sucks and something probably already used when torturing terrorists and dog thieves.