This 6'9", 13-Year Old Who Dropped 56 Points And 33 Rebounds For Real Madrid Is The Most Dominant Basketball Player In The World

What in the hell? That stat line is a combo of MyPlayer and Wilt: 

33 rebounds is fucking hilarious. That's just an outrageous number. I see all the same joke on Twitter. This guy isn't 13. I don't care. Even if he's 18, going and getting 33 rebounds in this game is still hilariously absurd. Shit as long as he isn't like 20, the fact he can run at that size and finish at the rim is worth a look alone. Matt Painter would offer this man on the spot. Get him and Olivier Rioux together in West Lafayette. 

I hope he's 13 because that would be 100% more outrageous than him being an older kid lying about his age - or people lying for him. I don't care either way. If the man is able to go drop 56 and 13 I want Calipari on the line right this second. I want Leon Rose scouting him. If he can help my team, get him there. That or just keep trying to score 100. That's precisely what I'd do if I was Mahamadou Landoure.