Alison Brie Streaked Around A Hotel To Ease Her Husband Dave Franco's Nerves About His Movie Premiere

Clem2/20/2023 4:15 PM

As someone in the content game, I know how stressful it can be in the days leading up to the premiere of something you worked really hard on. You are worried about the jokes landing, the views pouring in, and the commenters pointing out that the very obvious fact that you are fat. Luckily Dave Franco didn't have to worry about any of that thanks to his lovely wife Alison Brie shoo'ing away the jitters by streaking around the hallway (along with him not being fat).

Nothing is more disarming than a naked human body. I don't know what in our DNA causes it, but seeing a streaker at a game instantly loosens up thousands of people and instantly causes the stress of your favorite team scoring more than another team disappear. Alison clearly knew that and put the entire family on her bare back, which has to put her in the early running of Wife of the Year.

I suppose you can also make a case that Franco knew every website and smut blog like this one would write about this video which in turn would give a tonnnnnn of publicity for Somebody I Used To Know, which in turn will cause a bunch of people to smash the Play button on Prime Video. And all they had to give was exactly zero dollars along with a few incredible memories for people that happened to be in the hallway getting ice or going to the elevator during those three fateful laps. Talk about an easy and affordable way to put your husband's mind at ease!

It's been a minute since Alison Brie has been on the blog but it's nice to know she's still throwing 99 on the black like she was before Barstool even had a penny of Chernin money being pumped into it.