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I Am Being Falsely Accused of Murdering the Vandy Whistler

Earlier this afternoon, I saw this tweet announcing the death of Troy Cage the infamous Vandy whistler. Being the gullible sucker that I am, I believed it at first. I quote tweeted it and Trey Wallace from Outkick sent me a DM that it was a fake account. Thank you Trey for not letting me look stupid.

And then I checked my Twitter replies and everyone was accusing me of MURDERING THE VANDY WHISTLER?!?!?! I have been called a lot of names and accused of many things in my 39 years on earth but murderer is a first.

I felt the need to clear the air to defend my name against these false charges.

To my knowledge, the Vandy Whistler is alive and well. TCU fans will find out for sure on Friday in a top 15 matchup on Opening Day......