This Pic Of Jeff Nadu At A Table Full Of Broads With A Martini Glass Bigger Than His Head Is Killing Me
I'm not sure there is a person on earth right now who fascinates me more than Jeff Nadu. And that is saying something because Mintzy is still roaming around the south ripping innocent styrofoam bobble head packages limb from limb in the name of content.
Nadu was out in Chicago for Valentine's Day to compete in a Broad Off friendly competition with White Sox Dave about who knows females best. They each got to pick a $500 gift they thought the ladies would love and then the ladies got to choose the winner via raffle ticket.
Never mind the fact that WSD won the competition. That is besides the point. I want to talk about this photo.
It's Nadu in his element. It might as well be an AI generated photo based on Nadu's content. It has him in a tracksuit, his trademark controversial lineup, cocktails, broads, a "nice rack", and just enough WSD to make it feel like a taunt at his fellow short king. As the kids say, hang it in the Louvre.
It's so on brand it hurts. But I want to focus on one particular part of this photo.
Look at the size of that fucking martini glass. Now my brain tells me that is a Big Catini, which is Barstool River North's 44oz sharable mega-espresso martini. But my eyes are having a hard time gauging the actual size of that thing. It's not like Nadu is freakishly small. But when you place him next to a freakishly large martini glass he certainly appears that way.
This is like one of those depth perception optical illusions
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The god damn martini is nearly the size of his entire torso. It looks like he could jump in that thing and take a leisurely swim if he gets a little too hot in his track suit. It looks like he could use the martini glass itself as a bench press if he wants to get a quick chest swoll in for the broads in his immediate vicinity.
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Hell, it looks like he could water ski around in that thing like those squirrels they always show on local news stations.
Now obviously none of these things are true. Jeff is a grown ass man and that is just a novelty sized ass martini. Nevertheless, those facts are not stopping this picture from bending my brain into a pretzel. But if it were true at least Nadu wouldn't have to worry about drowning in that deep ass martini with those two floatation devices near by.
The only picture from last night that did my man Nadu dirtier than the martini pic was this one of him with WBR himself. If I was Jeff I'd negotiate a permanent ban for WBR from all events in my next contract.