Unbelievable Twitter Thread Of The Wild Life Of Jese - Once Dubbed 'The Next Ronaldo' To Paying Over $5,000 To Sabotage His Fiancee On Reality TV
I saw this last night and it was one of the more entertaining Twitter threads I've seen in a long, long time. It starts relatively calm. Explaining Jese Rodriguez was supposed to be the next Ronaldo at Real Madrid - their words, not mine.
Okay so this is where it starts. 18-year old makes his way to Real Madrid. Must be nice to be that awesome at a sport. Anyways, fast forward 3 years and this is the first tweet that shows where life gets crazy:
Alright that's just a bad break. As a home owner (nbd) this is straight up nightmare fuel. No desire for my house to go up in flames or gas leak. But as this thread shows, this is around the time of the downfall of Jese:
Well that took a turn. Went from happy tweet to what the hell. Let's just move on from that one. Let's move onto the music world.
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Oh hell yeah. Love when we get a name change for music reasons. This just makes me want to bring back the old school NFL quarterbacks doing rap CD or country CD. Those were always jams in the mid-90s. Can already tell based on that short clip music video it's fire. No more evidence needed. Hey, it worked too!
Hey a move to PSG! Not a bad trade from Real Madrid to PSG. Landed himself an attractive woman. And hey another son! Also wears a good number. 22 is easily the best number, any sport, anything. Top of the power rankings. Speaking of power. We have another turn for the worse
That sure as hell ain't PSG or Madrid. But this is where we start to venture from oh that's just a professional athlete story to batshit crazy story
Over 5 grand on text messages? Get a better plan man. That said, this is true spite. True hate. This is how you get back at someone. You rig the votes to get them eliminated from a reality show. Simply unbelievable move that I have to respect. How do you one up that though? You double down.
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Christ almighty man. We've now reached somehow crazier territory:
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In fact I blogged about this before. Just a refresher, here's Aurah:
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And here's Rocio, the person he allegedly cheated with:
Naturally we have revenge:
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Back to reality TV, where frankly everyone belongs here. The twist and turns are outstanding. Yet Jese is amazing at finding his way into the reality show:
I wonder why she's not happy. Tough to figure that one out. But here's where it gets real weird. Just follow along:
What the fuck? Hey they denied it though. Hard to argue against believing them. They seem to be very honest, normal individuals. I have no choice but to say she's innocent. And naturally the ending you all thought would happen:
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Love endures all or some shit like that. Either way Jese has lived one of the most entertaining, wild lives a human can out there. I'd watch a solid 45 minute documentary on this. What a thread.