Clean It The Fuck Up Guys: Boyfriend Air is a Very Real Thing That is Affecting Women Everywhere

NY Post - Gen Z girlfriends on TikTok claim to be plagued with “boyfriend air,” which is a viral term, with over 18 million views, used to describe the inexplicable changes to a woman’s hair, skin and overall hygiene after spending time in their boyfriend’s apartment or bed. 

Has your girlfriend's overall aura been especially nauseating lately? It's not her fault. It's yours. 

Boyfriend air is a very real thing that affects women across the globe. Primarily those in their early to mid 20's with sizable TikTok followings. 

Just think about it. Even if you don't personally have a girlfriend because you prefer spending your time watching The Dozen footage like the Zapruder film to blow the whistle on any contestant who looks slightly left of camera. Did you see a woman not looking her best today? Her revoltingness is not due to complacency. Her stench has nothing to do with the fact that she showers only 2-3 times per week, and has stopped using deodorant because she watched a documentary that told her it was bad for the environment. Showering less is actually healthier. No, all of this is because of boyfriend air. 

NY Post - A college student named Lauren Gallardo shared a video of her boyfriend air nightmare. In the beginning of the post, she flashes a bright smile and shows off her “freshly washed” hair before hanging out with her beau. Gallardo then cuts to a clip of her disheveled and matted mane after five hours of being on a date.  

Another fed-up girlfriend claimed online, “Two seconds with my boyfriend and suddenly I have no makeup on, my face is puffy and breaking out, I haven’t showered in weeks and my hair looks like a creature has been living in it.”

Men, it's time we take a look in the mirror and accept that our disgusting girlfriends are nobody's fault but our own. The air we live in is vile. We must change our ways. No more wiping our muddy shoes on the wall when we come home from work. No more soaking our dishes in piss. Gone are the days of blowing our loads on the carpet and leaving them there to harden, or leaving full dumps in the toilet for days on end. This is the type of common behavior that results in boyfriend air. 

If it weren't for men, the average woman would rate a 9.1 on the hotness scale. Clean it the fuck up guys.