Lighten the Fuck Up! He Told Her to Put on the Sexy French Lingerie He Bought Her...
Stacie grew increasingly suspicious when her husband suddenly started coming home late from work on a regular basis. When she finally became angry enough, she wrote a note that said, "I've had enough of your playing around, Ray, and I've left and gone to my mother's. Don't bother coming after me; I'm done with you!”
She parked her car down the street, left the note on his dresser, and then hid under the bed so she could hear his reaction.
Ray arrived home predictably late. Stacie heard him pull up, grab a beer from the fridge, and then walk upstairs into their bedroom.
She followed his feet with her eyes as he walked towards the dresser and picked up the note.
At first, he was quiet, and after a brief pause, he scribbled something on the note just before making a call on his cell phone…
"Hey luv, you won't believe it. Stacie finally left! Yeah, you're right, it's about fucking time! I can't believe she actually bought my lame excuse that I was working late so we could go on a cruise. (laughs) Put on that sexy French lingerie I bought you, I'm coming right over so we can celebrate. I can't wait to devour your luscious body, luv…"
After Ray hung up, he went directly to his car and sped away in a hurry…
Seething with rage and with tears flowing from both eyes but still curious, Stacie climbed out from under the bed and grabbed the note to see what her cheating husband wrote…
"Stacie… I saw your feet under the bed. We're out of bread. I'll be back in five minutes. Relax, we're going on a fucking cruise!"
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