The Married Cop Who Got Herself and Half Her Department Fired by Having ' a Lot of Sex' With Them Told Her Bosses Guys Will 'Stick Their Dick in Anything' in a WILD Interview
Ah, former LaVergne, TN police officer Maegan Hall, I knew we hadn't heard the last of you.
A story that began with topless hot tub sessions at a "family" work party, getting naked with another woman at a co-worker's house, bragging about a fellow officer's penis, and getting fired along with four other officers she admitted to boning while on duty:
… didn't stop there. There was the update about how she believed she was in an open marriage, which was news to her husband. Then there was the lucrative offer from a Nashville nudie bar to let her work the pole at their St. Paddy's Day celebration. But if you have any sort of a sense of the rhythm of these sorts of news stories (I humbly submit that I do), you just knew to a moral certainty it wouldn't stop there, either. A spirit as wild as Officer Hall can't be contained with just a story or two. She is going to be a bottomless cup o' content for months, if not years to come.
Source - The Tennessee cop fired for having sex with multiple officers while on duty told investigators she “cracked” while going through a difficult divorce — leading to affairs with randy male colleagues who would “stick their d— in anything.”
When confronted by an internal investigator, 26-year-old Maegan Hall came clean about the sordid affairs …
“Me and my husband were kind of on the verge of a divorce and I just cracked and then it just kind of got out of hand,” she said, according to the transcript.
“I got stupid, I got desperate, I guess and guys are guys and they’ll stick their d— in anything.” …
In one part of the 61-page transcript, Hall admitted to performing oral sex on Sgt. Lewis Powell inside a police substation. She said their affair involved “a lot of sex” and was sparked by troubles in her marriage. …
[S]he also confessed to having sex with fellow officer Larry Holladay and a threesome with fellow officer Patrick Magliocco and his wife. Nudes were also reportedly exchanged between Hall and multiple officers.
Hall detailed how she tried to coax her own husband into a wife swap with Magliocco and his wife. But that plan failed, she said.
“When Mags was like right by us, and then on the couch Mags was like ‘if y’all start making out, maybe Jed will get into, my husband, into the idea,’” Hall recounted, according to the transcript. “And when we started making out, Jed was like, ‘no.’”
Hall also recalled how she tried to hook her husband into a sexual romp with another couple — Sgt. Ty McGowan, the fired sergeant, and his wife, according to the transcript.
“Ty wanted to try to get Jed to have a thing with all of us,” she told Patton. “We played strip Uno and then V (McGowan’s wife) went out onto the patio with Jed, me and Ty kissed for a little bit and then that was it,” she said. …
“Do you have a foot fetish? Do you send pictures of your feet to people?” asked [Andrew] Patton, the head of human resources.
“I don’t,” Hall replied. “Ty does.”
Police substation blowjobs. "A lot of sex" on duty with a handful of coworkers. Threesomes. Nudes being sent all over the place. Attempted threesomes that never materialized. Strip Uno. Foot fetishes. And of course, the old and very true adage that guys are guys and will stick their dicks into anything. An instinct which Maegan made the very most of, it would appear.
When this story first broke, I said I truly felt sorry of the LaVergne PD human resources person who was going to have to sort out all the sordid details of this mess. Their Toby Flenderson is this Andrew Patton, and he's pulling yeoman's work sifting through all the violations of department policy being described here. He's going to need a whole new filing cabinet just to catalogue it all.
But let's not forget the other victims in all this. And they are LaVergne's underclass of career criminals. To think that all this time, they were being careful, looking over their shoulders, worrying about getting caught. Not realizing that the cops they were so afraid of were too busy getting workplace oral, organizing group sex activities, exchanging nudes, and playing naked card games to ever have time to go out and bust perps. These bad guys could've been having a field day all along. It could've been like Gotham in Dark Knight Rises, only instead of having the entire GPD trapped deep underground, they were deep inside Maegan Hall. They had free reign to commit any crime they wanted. I mean, how could you expect Larry Holladay, Patrick Magliocco or Ty McGowan to spend all night trying to find out who broke into your house or who held up the Circle K at gunpoint when they could be back at the precinct getting sloppy Law Enforcement blowies from a fellow member of the Thin Blue Line?
So congratulations to (former) Officer Maegan Hall for coming clean, and reportedly working to salvage her marriage. And for learning the lesson about how guys will stick their dicks in anything. And the guys she was referring to learned an even more valuable lesson. One that every man needs to take to heart sooner or later: Don't stick your dick into Crazy.