Fuck It - Lawrence Taylor Says He Wants To Play The Second Half, So Just Let Him

This sucks. I know I declared the game under protest, but it still sucks. But this? This should just happen. Let Lawrence Taylor out there for the 2nd half like Bobby Boucher at the Bourbon Bowl. Let the man come out and be a crazed dog. 

Maybe he can play tight end? Maybe he can carry the ball a couple times? I don't know. At this point try anything because whatever we're doing flat out isn't working. I expected my Saturday to go much better than my 3-year old melting down and Daniel Jones melting down and the Giants melting down. At least LT was the best defensive player ever. It cant hurt. 

I ... don't have words. Not yet at least. All I have is LT saying he wants to put the pads on. Might as well let him.