Tom Brady's 'New Girlfriend' Has Proof They're Real, and They're Spectacular

Few topics have generated as many terabytes of online data over the last month than Veronika Rajek and the question of how far her support of Tom Brady actually goes. From the first time the connection was made, as Veronika was in Tampa for the comeback win over New Orleans:

Through Francis' own Will They/Won't They dance with her:

Lost in all this noise has been the question that apparently some of her 3.5 million followers have asked: Whether what she had underneath the "1" and the "2" on that Buccaneers jersey are God-given or man made. Well it turns out she gave the world the answer a while ago:

And provided the proof:

There you have it, folks. Asked and answered. Right there in the medical exam results. In Dr. Lusine Kazaryan's own handwriting. And since the Hippocratic Oath clearly states physician's aren't allowed to lie about the fakeness of bewbs, you can rest assured Rajek is au natural, baby. The way Creed Bratton likes 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots:

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And no, it's not lost on me that the top of Veronika's sonogram reads, "Small Parts Report." So we can also confirm they've got a sense of irony at the Amwaj Polyclinic LLC.

So now we can all go back to the more important business of figuring out whether or not Veronika is dating the greatest football player of all time, or going hard in the paint after a Barstool personality. At this point, nobody knows. But as far as the fake boobs thing? Forgive the pun, but that myth is: BUSTED.