Brandin Cooks Is Once Again Begging To Be Traded From The Texans And Someone Needs To Come Save This Sad Story

Brandin Cooks is basically on hands and knees begging and pleading to be traded from the Texans ... again. I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to play there either. They can't even tank correctly. Seriously 4th and 20 and you throw a touchdown? This isn't just because I'm someone who was sitting on a Colts ticket, but it's just logical. Just throw a shit pass and get the 1st pick instead of the 2nd. 

Now it's not the first time he's flat out said he wants to be traded: 

Remember he was originally traded to the Texans before signing a 2-year extension in 2022. Why would you do that? You have yourself to blame for that, even if it's just making sure you lock up money. I also understand you probably didn't expect the Texans to be this bad, but it's the Texans. 

But we've reached a point. I need someone not named the Cowboys, Eagles or Commanders to come save this sad story. I can't hear Brandin Cooks in the news every few months trying to get out of Houston. Just come save him. Let the Texans be super young with a brand new QB and start over. 

Just someone help Brandin Cooks. I don't think $36 million is worth staying on the Texans.