Dog Learns Learns to Talk and Immediately Needs Anti-Depressants

I feel like any animal behavioral expert would be able to show how this is an obvious fake. There was an Onion skit like this with a Gorilla, and it was extremely hilarious.

They just kept telling the Gorilla every day that he was going to cry. This dog on antidepressants is definitely fake or a result of the Dog being perceptive to which buttons the owner likes it to push. The dog is some sort of Doodle, and that's really how I know this thing is all BS. All these poodle mixes are some of the worst dogs on earth. Seriously, for some hypoallergenic reason, these dogs have become the "Young couple that moved into each other" dog of choice. While Poodles are legit hunting dogs that were bred to have water-resistant coats while retrieving birds, these couples that are trying to figure out if the other would be a worthy parent to their children end up having no idea their "Fur Baby" is terribly trained and need way more exercise, then they can provide. Then they take these dogs to the dog park, where they display dominating and aggressive behavior that causes all dog parks to be absolute shit shows. They are psychopathic creations, and their creator is even ashamed of his creation. 

The inventor of the labradoodle, the ubiquitous, mopheaded designer dog, said that creating the mixed breed was one of his life’s regrets.

“I opened a Pandora box and released a Frankenstein monster,” the creator, Wally Conron, said on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s podcast “Sum of All Parts” last week.

Mr. Conron, who has been credited with sparking a crossbreeding frenzy resulting in shih poos, puggles and more, said the labradoodle was originally intended as a guide dog, not a fashion accessory.

“I bred the labradoodle for a blind lady whose husband was allergic to dog hair,” Mr. Conron said, according to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

“Why people are breeding them today, I haven’t got a clue,” he added.

“If they are not challenged and don’t have people around, then they act out,” she added.

All I am saying is that this dog is definitely emotionally manipulating its owner into giving it more attention because it probably doesn't know what those buttons mean but it's knowledge it will get them more attention. My American Bulldog, who is the best dog in the world, would never ever selfishly emotionally manipulate me. 

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Dog racism is a serious problem with Bully breeds, but it also always absolves dogs like Doodles because owners know their floppy doodles can get away with more aggressive behavior because are visually not intimidating. 

Also, I haven't even addressed giving a dog SSRIs. That is the most whack shit I have ever heard. This is the most attention-seeking shit ever. If your dog is depressed take it on runs, make it start lifting weights, microdosing cat-nip (Psychedelic), and make it listen to David Doggins.