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The Bills Were Stranded In Chicago So They Spent Christmas Eve At Barstool River North

Around the holidays you have to spend alot of time surrounded by unwanted company. 

Uncle Frank from Home Alone is a prime example.

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But, Josh Allen and the Bills have to be the complete opposite of that. Josh in particular just seems like a great guy to get stranded with based on those pictures above and how happy he looks tending the bar. Seems very respectful. The kind of guy who takes his shoes off at the door and sends you a text the next day to thank you again for having the Christmas party.

Also the kind of guy who I'm sure never imagined would spend a Christmas Eve on Hubbard street. Merry Christmas to the Bills. Glad they were able to seek shelter at BRN.

P.S. - I'm sure that there will be some people who will shit on us for rolling out the red carpet for a team who just beat the Bears dicks in and to those people I say a) we wanted to lose to keep the #2 pick and b) it was Christmas Eve. Sorry, we're nice Midwesterners. Even the biggest Scrooge wouldn't wish for his enemy to be holed up in a La Quinta waiting for the big man to come down his chimney.