Throwback Thursday - Jenny McCarthy

Malcom Smutler12/23/2022 12:30 AM

This one is dedicated to Chicagoans.

Under the watchful eyes of the legendary 63rd n Pulaski Indian, a young Jenny McCarthy was raised. Westlawn Pk a South Side neighborhood butted up against Midway airport. Home to Mike Madigan, Tony’s Beef (many claim it’s the best in the city) and one of the hottest pieces of ass of all time.

I remember grinding my 12-year-old peen into the shag carpet on the rec room floor. Wondering what this super babe on Singled Out looked like naked. When uncle Hugh Hefner, bless up godfather, gave us the goods. I think I was locked in the bathroom for 3 days. My sister had to piss in a drain in the basement, but I didn’t care. Jenny M is my ride or die #1 first love.

I once paid 2 bucks to sniff a couch cushion she allegedly farted into.