Buffalo May Get Up To 1.5 Feet Of Snow This Weekend, So The Dolphins Prepared For The Weather By Practicing Indoors With The AC Blasting, Which Made It Feel Like It Was 50-60 Degrees
Did Mike McDaniel do it again or did Mike McDaniel do it again? The Dolphins are in the race for the AFC East crown, Tua is in the MVP race (even though he can barely see the front of the pack anymore), and now those notoriously nasty Buffalo lake effect snowstorms are being simulated perfectly down in balmy Miami thanks to turning the AC in the practice facility all the way to the bottom like any gentleman does as soon as they check into a hotel room.
Actually you know what? I can't act like a sarcastic asshole to a guy able to answer a question like this.
Instead, I'll give McDaniel an A for effort and a D for execution. I don't know you simulate the frozen hell of Buffalo from South Beach, but there has to be a better way than cranking the AC. Maybe throw some turf on top of an ice rink since those places get cold as shit and fly in a snow machine then turn it on 10. The one part of simulating a Bills home game is the chaos in the stands. But if you practice in the morning and usher in all the people leaving the clubs of Miami after partying all night then mix in a few random Florida Men and Women from the local prisons, and you just may be able to get an idea of what #BillsMafia will be unleashing through the snow on Saturday night.
