Whoever Is Responsible For The Weekly Jason Garrett One-Liner Followed By Him Creepily Looking At The Camera On Sunday Night Football Should Be Thrown In Prison For Life

I've been meaning to write this blog for a few weeks but kept forgetting before seeing Jason Garrett's stupid face before/during/after the Giants biggest game of the season caused me to lose my mind and get my blogging ass off my shoulders.

What the fuck are we doing here, NBC? I already wrote about the absurdity of putting a head coach not one NFL fan respected in the studio to analyze what coaches who are significantly better at coaching than him were doing, no matter how bad/boring the guy he replaced was.

Giving Jason Garrett any sort of segment is a bad idea but giving him one that is weird and creepy is flat out absurd. It's like the Collinsworth chair slide in if it took all of the good vibes Al and Cris gave us on Sunday night, sucking out every trace of humanity, then throwing those vibes them into the Upside Down. Seeing Jason Garrett stare at me through the TV with his soulless eyes just makes me want to double check that I locked my doors and look into if we still have a Simplisafe promo code at Barstool so I can install a security system.

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I waited all day for this goddamn game. Please don't subject me to these three seconds of horror from this robotic loser any more.