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Step Aside And-1 Mixtape Tour - The Granny Basketball League Is Here And The Highlights Are Mesmerizing

Oh shit! Look at Delores, Maude and Edith tearing the shit up at Wichita State's halftime show. You think you can run a perfect cut like that? Execute a perfect pass? I don't think so. Only these smokes can get out there and dominate the show. Arkansas used to run 40 minutes of hell? They have nothing on this. Thankfully we have more clips. 

Be more cliche, Agnes. No one shoots like that, even you. Stop playing into stereotypes. Shoot the shit out of that rock. Maybe you won't fire up a brick on the big stage. Pretty pathetic defense if you ask me too. Learn to challenge a shot. Get up there and swat that shit to the moon. 

Now you might be wondering is Sugar and Spice a real name or is this just a joke? Well, let me introduce you to the Granny League.  They very much are a real team. Established in 2019. Purple and powder blue colors - elite color scheme. Might be big Kansas State fans. Clearly playing their heated rival - the AeroBells. Established in 2019 as well. Long history here. Heard there were a few brawls over Scrabble. A couple of people accused of cheating during GinRummy. Trades being vetoed. 

But look at Sugar and Spice out here? Cardio through the goddamn roof. Running a press, even making everyone get on the ref for missing a clear double dribble. Then a live turnover. This is great coaching. This is why Sugar and Spice was probably favored. Flipped that turnover into two quick points and put Bertha in a spin cycle. 

Tim Duncan is jealous of these fundamentals. No-look pass into a perfect bank shot. Ginobili-Duncan reincarnated. YAK Basketball reincarnated. Need to stay up to date with this league. They have a full on tournament and everything. Incredible. Get Red Panda out of this shit and let Sugar and Spice cook.