Preposterous: Drake Got Himself A Necklace With 42 Engagement Rings To Represent The 42 Times He Thought Of Proposing To Someone

This is so outrageous that I almost, ALMOST, want to respect it. First off, no one thinks of proposing 42 times. I don't care who you are. I don't care how famous you are. I don't care how much you love, love, you don't think of proposing 42 times. 2? Sure. 3? I understand. 4? We're starting to reach danger territory.  You get to 42 times and there's something seriously wrong. 

I'm not going to sit here and pretend how rich people think. I'm a simple man. You get 1 wife. You get 1 proposal at a time. You buy a house. That's basically the extent of my richness. Maybe having a golf cart. But I can't imagine getting a necklace that's custom made with 42 engagement rings. Not to mention picking out an engagement ring kind of sucks. You have to figure out all the details on your own, maybe with the help of a family member or friend. You gotta figure out ring size, type of cut, color, all that good stuff. It's a hassle, spoken from a 1-time proposal guy. 

And then there's the actual proposal. I say it all the time, but no matter how much of a hardo you are, there's a good chance you soberly black out for some of it. You're 99% sure she's going to say yes. But you have all the planning. You go through in your head about what you're going to say. You practice opening up the ring box once or twice the right way. Then it happens. You just get on you knee, mumble some words and present a ring. Going through that situation 42 times? Preposterous. 

I don't care if Drake is one of the most famous people in the world. I don't care how rich he is. I don't care how many women want to be around him. You can't get a necklace with 42 engagement rings because you wanted to propose 42 times. We live in a society with rules people.