Kansas City Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt Won Today's Game Before it Even Began

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This is, of course, Gracie Hunt. Daughter of Kansas City Chiefs principle owner Clark Hunt. Granddaughter of legendary AFL Founding Father Lamar Hunt, of eponymous trophy fame. Former Miss Kansas:

And staunch champion of the noble and time-honored tradition of the Swimsuit Competition:

And with the franchise she will (God willing) someday inherit hosting a Divisional Round playoff game this afternoon, she demonstrated why she's such a vocal advocate for swimsuits. And her team:

Sorry, Jacksonville. Today is a lost cause. You can't compete with this. You're down 10 touchdowns before kickoff. You might as well just start taking a knee from the opening drive, run out the clock to keep everyone healthy, and just start playing for next year. 

I don't mean to sound like I wish ill of Gracie's dad. Clark inherited the team from Lamar along with his three siblings, who elected him chair, so there are a lot of Hunts in the fire. But I think I speak for a lot of tackle football fans when I say I hope they will all step aside when the time comes and let her be next in line of succession. She didn't win Miss USA, but I see a lot of NFL Executive of the Year crowns in her future. 

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