A Girl Went Viral On TikTok After Giving Her 2022 Dating Wrapped Summary And The Results Are Very Interesting
18 first dates in one year...? 18!!!!!!
Seems like a shit ton to me and I'm guessing we have a nice ol' "point the finger at the thumb" deal going on here, so let's investigate.
WHERE SHE MET THE MEN:
Dating apps. Largely dating apps. We've all tinkered on them before. We all agree they're kinda weird and forced. But like… a lot of my friends are now married via dating apps. On the flip side, a lot of them use dating apps to get laid. Both strategies can work.
That brings me to my next point:
HOW MANY DATES DID SHE GO ON:
18 first dates is a CRAZY number to me, as referenced by the Happy Gilmore GIF above.
I'm gonna play a little arm chair psychologist right now and say based on her body language and trembling voice, she's not out looking for one nighters, but she's getting them anyways. A lot. Or at least being propositioned by them. I mean, HALF of her first dates don't result in a 2nd date. Maybe it's just me, but a first date should almost always imply that there's gonna be a second date.
Think about it. You've done all the "getting to know you" texting bullshit. You know there should be some sort of compatibility, even if you aren't positive on how much quite yet. The first date is a formality. The 2nd date is where true colors come out. If half her 1st dates aren't resulting in a 2nd date, either she completely SUCKS or the guys were looking for one nighters.
No in between. Congrats on 6 dates with the one dude though, that's basically marriage in my book.
WHAT THEY DID:
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Dinner and drinks. Snooooooooze. Take her to a concert or something, losers. I think she even said one dude took her to Target? I'm guessing it was the next morning to invest in some Plan B and in that case, been there home girl.
Can't be too safe. Kids ruin lives.
WHO ENDED THINGS:
She did half the time… yeah. In your bra. NO SHOT. No shot is someone going on 18 dates in one calendar year and ending half those after a date or two. That's a person looking for a LONG relationship and freaking the FUCK out because she hasn't found it. Me thinks she ended maybe 1-2 of these relationships while the dudes typically ran for the hills.
HOW MANY TIMES DID SHE CRY:
More bullshit. She cried on 18 out of the 18 dates
HOW MUCH MONEY DID SHE SPEND ON THE 18 DATES:
This is INFURIATING. I am going to place the Chapelle Gif here and just know that I MEAN IT:
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Shut THE FUCK up!!! That means she's spending about 20 FUCKING DOLLARS per date!!! Like… yo. AT LEAST you got a bunch of free dinners out of it. That's not that bad. I went on a first date last week and dropped $500 in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm not bitching because it's to be expected, but you're also not allowed to bitch about dropping $20 on 18 different nights over the course of the last year. That's fucked up. Maybe ante up on the next first date, loser! It's 2022, men and women are equal or something.
I, for one, am hashtag outraged with this girl.