BART SIMPSON IS DEAD!!!

Absolutely SHOCKING news in the entertainment world. The entire Barstool Store is 20% off on Black Friday!!! Who could have seen such a crazy thing happening, other than the people who know we do this every year in order to help with the holiday spending along with this Bart Simpson blog that I did last year.

Blogger's Note: I'll make it onto this graphic one of these years…

Ooooh, you're cold Edna. Probably not wrong, but cold nonetheless.

Regardless, I appreciate the click as well as any purchases from the store that allow me to have a fake job for another year, so here are some more classic Simpsons clips back from when I used to watch the show.

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Top notch stuff right there. You want some more top notch stuff? Well great, here are some of my favorite pieces of merch on sale for 20% off like the ENTIRE Barstool Store!

We have the Team Ziti red road alternate jerseys along with a chance to join The Dozen later the season.

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EdWIN shirts are a safe purchase now that he's locked up for the next half a decade after the greatest Mets closer season we have ever witnessed.

Vanilla Vick is about to run all over Washington next Sunday and put the Giants on the precipice of a playoff berth.

Shirts for the best TV family now that The Simpsons are washed.

Bob Fox's ugly Christmas sweater is straight up dracarys fire flames

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This logo and color combo is aces.

I'm a big board game guy and this is gonna be the most fun board game to play during Christmas break with the fam.

Shit, I forgot this all started as clickbait about a 10-year-old fictional boy dying. I guess it's time to go and eat the rest of my leftovers from yesterday.

CLICK BURGLAR CLEM…OUT!!!