The Bills Are Supposed To Fly To Detroit Today But There Is So Much Snow I Think They Should Do The Right Thing And Forfeit
I mean how the hell is Dion Dawkins' good boy supposed to get out there and pee?! And if he cant do that then how the hell are the Buffalo Bills supposed to get to Detroit to play the Browns tomorrow?
We all saw the reports on how much lake effect snow was expected in western New York but I don't think anyone understood just how bad they would get pounded in a quick 30 hour span.
I mean it's not like weather people have the best track record. The only job where you can be more wrong and people still listen to you is NCAA basketball ref or Rico on Pick Em'.
This storm was armageddon level. There was giant snow walls moving across the city and then thudersnow, which sounds way more like what a guy named Dale calls his 2002 white Ford F-150 than something that actually happens in real life.
Nope.
I mean what in the actual fuck is that? And why the hell would you live in a place that did whatever the hell that is? I live in Cleveland, Ohio for Christ's sake and I'm judging these people. I don't care how delicious the wings are or how rowdy the tailgates get, no amount of money could convince me to live in that.
The good news is that the Buffalo airport has opened back up so anyone who has come to their senses can pack up any essential personal belongings, abandon that hellscape snow globe they call a city, and move back to civilization.
The bad news is that the Bills players still have to somehow get to the airport to play tomorrow. And considering the fact that there are reports of tractor trailers stuck and blocking emergency vehicles all over the place I don't think that will be an easy feat.
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The amazing part about mother nature is she is the great equalizer. She doesn't care how much money you make, how many Instagram followers you have, or how many touchdowns you will inevitably put up on the Browns atrocious defense tomorrow (I am assuming a Billion), she will humble you just the same.
Check out all the Bills players dealing with the snow just like you and me. Well, not exactly like you and me since we don't live in a place that looks more inhabitable for woolly mammoths than it does for humans but you get the idea.
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Mike Florio says that the "break the glass" remedy for the situation, should the Bill players not make it to the game on time, is to postpone the Browns game and then to move their Thanksgiving game back to Friday or Sunday. And as a completely unbiased observer I must say that is complete bullshit.
That scenario should end in a forfeit, no questions asked. Those players chose to sign their contracts in Buffalo, they knew the risks. And the guys who were drafted there could have quit football and went to Seminary instead. And this has nothing to do with the fact that Josh Allen is 4-0 with a 77% completion percentage 10 touchdowns and only four interceptions in his career playing in a dome.
It hadn't even crossed my mind that the worst defense in the NFL has zero shot of slowing down that monster and will almost assuredly lose its seventh game of the season.
I'm just trying to keep things on the up and up. So forfeit the game, let the Bills players dig out of their Scarface sized piles of snow, and save me the misery of watching them shred my team in Detroit this Sunday. Pretty please?