Lighten the Fuck Up! Michael Saw an Empty Seat at the Bar Next to an Extremely Busty Blonde...
Michael was a handsome young man and recently divorced when he walked into a sports bar at 9:58 pm. looking for some female companionship… He saw an empty seat at the bar next to an attractive and extremely busty blonde, and once he was seated, he momentarily glanced up at the TV just as the 10:00 evening news was coming on…
A local news crew was on the scene covering a trending story about a man standing on the ledge of a tall building, preparing to jump…
Michael shouted, "You know what, I bet he'll jump!"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't!"
Michael immediately reached for his wallet, placed $30 on the bar, and announced, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed $30 on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building and, sadly, plummeted 25 stories to his death.
The blonde was horrified, but after the initial shock wore off, she handed $30 over to Michael, albeit reluctantly. "Fair's fair… Here's your winnings…"
Michael laughed for a moment and then replied, "I can't take your money… I confess… I saw this earlier on the six o'clock news, and I knew he jumped…"
The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again…"
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #132!
Just in case you missed the last one…
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