Joe Judge Wants The World To Know He Would Run Through A Brick Wall For Daniel Jones, Who Shall Now Be Known As Vanilla Vick Thanks To Saquon Barkley
Me and every member of the Daniel Jones Hype Group after hearing that:
THAT'S. MY. QUARTERBACK!!!
Trust me, I know Coach Judge's time with the Giants didn't end up well. I ran more laps than I ever dreamed of atoning for the sins of his football team. But you can't help but love his response to that question. Because if anybody on God's green Earth had an axe to grind about the way the last two years of hell played out in Giantsland, it's a guy that had his dream job turn into a nightmare because his boss was Dave Gettleman and he was forced to hire Jason fucking Garrett as one of his top lieutenants, who promptly sunk the Giants from the inside as OC the same way he sunk the Cowboys as HC.
Sidenote: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this guy and NBC for hiring him to analyze players and coaches that were eating his lunch on the field as recently as last year
Instead of taking any shots at any of those bozos, Coach Judge used his media puppet pass to stand up for a QB he is no longer coaching, which tells you everything you need to know about that QB. I'm not saying that the ride on the Danwagon has been easy or smooth because he contracted an almost fatal case of fumbilitis his rookie year like many rookie QBs do behind dogshit offensive lines and Jason Garrett did his best to finish off the job on DJ's time here.
HOWEVAH, I also remember DJ putting up 24 touchdowns and 12 picks during that rookie season in 13 games definitely had Giants fans excited about their QB1, has only had stories about being an absolute grinder since he got drafted, hasn't complained about getting his ass kicked on shitty offenses with shittier O-Lines, and the fact last season's offense went from meh under Jones to straight up the worst offense I've ever watched, with this being rock bottom.
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In addition to getting the ultimate compliment from a Football Guy like Coach Judge and having an arm so nice that his nickname is Dimes, Daniel Jones also has incredible wheels that caused Saquon to officially bless him with a nickname we have heard a few times over the years.
Yup, it's T-shirt time!
Get them now so you have them ready for the playoff push in December. Yeah I said playoff push because the Giants are 7-2 under the aforementioned Vanilla Vick now that he has people with functioning brains calling the shots.. What a fucking world we are living in.
I also have no clue how long these shirts will last, so get them now or forever hold your peace.
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Also make sure to check out the full episode of Pardon My Take for more from Peter Schrager, Matt Ryan, and some Football Guys Guys that may just have to learn to love Daniel Jones.