Getting Carried Down The Aisle Of Your Wedding Inside Of A Casket Is A WILD Move
First let me clarify that I personally love this wild move since the reason I found out about this video is because someone wrote an article about people being outraged about it. But I think it's hilarious.
Let's be honest, from the moment this guy got engaged allllllll the way until the morning of his wedding, he heard jokes about how his wedding was actually his funeral. He heard it from his friends. He heard it from his family members. He even heard it from his future in-laws. Whether the funeral was for his dick, his freedom, or his overall existence is irrelevant. The fact is those jokes were made then politely laughed at, no matter how many times he heard them, likely followed by the joke teller hitting him with the old elbow nudge as they said "Am I right or am I right?"
It wouldn't even surprise me if the beautiful bride has been calling the big day his funeral because the entire wedding party seemed to be in on it and despite what those outraged people in the comments think, girls can have a sense of humor too. Plus, I appreciate this guy doing one of the bravest things a human can do and jumping in a casket while still alive. Willingly closing the lid of a casket over your body like billions of dead people have in the name of a joke and those delicious TikTok views takes guts. Mostly because I still shudder at the thought of a casket after seeing the Ultimate Warrior get "locked" in an "air tight" one back when I was a kid.
HOWEVAH, if the bride to be didn't know about this casket stunt and/or didn't approve it, this guy isn't brave. He's a fucking moron. Forget about marriage counseling or a divorce. That dude is going to need that casket because he is dead meat. I don't know if his wife was smart enough to finish the I Do's so she could cash his life insurance policy in after she murders his ass. But I do know there is not a jury in the world that would convict her for whatever actions she took for pulling this stunt without the boss's approval.
Hopefully this couple were both in on the joke and are living happily ever after. But if the bride didn't know, I hope this dude is resting in peace.
P.S. I learned the difference between a casket and a coffin from what I imagine is a delightful funeral blog called His & Hearse.
