Lighten the Fuck Up! He Was 75 & She Was Only 25...
An old man hobbled into a church, entered a confessional, and began making a confession…
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I'm 75 years old, and I've been married for 50 years. During that time, I've been nothing but faithful to my beautiful wife, but yesterday was different. I had an intimate relationship, a tryst, with a 25-year-old woman…"
"How long has it been since your last confession?" the priest interrupted.
"I've never made even a single confession, Father," the man admitted. "I'm Jewish."
"Then why are you here, in a Catholic church, telling me all this?" the priest asked, confused.
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"Because, Father, I’m telling everybody!"
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #130!
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