There's Romance And Then There's This Couple Getting Married While Tailgating For The Dolphins/Browns Game
I'm not going to do what you probably think I'm going to do. I'm not going to be negative about this. I'm not going to knock these people. This is a good wedding. Everyone complains about fall weddings - myself included. But this is a perfect compromise - similar to a Friday wedding. Just get married in the parking lot before a game. You don't have to miss anything. Your friends can all show up, dressed comfortably, and then go to the game. My personal favorite is the guy in the Jay Ajayi jersey. Perfect random name to remember.
It's also just smart from the couple's part. You don't have to do the whole venue searching shit. That SUCKS. Granted I only had to go to 3 places or so, it's such a waste of time. You do the same bullshit at each place and frankly I didn't care where I got married as long as people didn't have to drive anywhere. Give me a spot where people can just stumble back to the hotel rooms. Shout out Heritage Hills in York. But this is a perfect tailgate. You bring cases of beer to the parking lot in coolers. Get someone to grill up some food or splurge for a barbecue pit.
It also helps the Dolphins are good. If this was the old Dolphins and this game was whatever, maybe I'd make fun of them. But I - hand up, credit me, was WRONG about Tua. He's actually good. That's what I get for doubting a lefty. Went against everything I believe in and it cost me a take. They are electric to watch to the point the punter fakes falling asleep:
Tailgate weddings are just smart. Don't have to worry about a guest list. Just invite whoever you want and even random people will show up. No hurt feelings, maybe even extra money or gifts. Don't have to worry about finding anything besides a DJ and even that you might not have to. Just put on a playlist.
So congrats to the happy couple. Put on some Tua highlights and enjoy that wedding night sex.
PS: Whatever you do, don't miss Shout at your own wedding like mine and Clem's dumbasses.
