'I Looked Fucking Great At 53' - Jennifer Aniston, With The Most Accurate Statement Our Eyes Have Ever Seen

Reags11/09/2022 8:20 PM

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Every so often we have to be reminded that somehow we are the same species as someone like Jennifer Aniston. We also have to be reminded she's 53 years old. Absurd. Who else at 53 is throwing on something called a nipplekini and immediately it feels like it should be blogged. So, yeah, Jennifer Aniston said the most accurate statement these eyes have ever seen. I trust my eyes too. I have good eyes. In fact, my eyes are so good that I think Disney should switch their rule back strictly for her:

Frankly, I was unaware that magazines were still a thing. When's the last time you picked up a magazine? No one does it anymore. No one reads a sports magazine, a business magazine, a fantasy football magazine. Hell, even the SI Swimsuit Issue is basically just on Instagram these days. You could make an argument though that Jennifer Aniston sits on the iron throne of magazine covers. Everyone remembers this one:

Now at 53 she's rocking a nipplekini (unreal word) and still looking damn good. I understand she's talking about self-confidence and that's important. Everyone should have some sort of self-confidence while being self-aware. For instance I have confidence I could mutter the words 'hey, how are ya?' correctly to Jennifer Aniston in person while being self-aware I'll look like a dummy doing so.

Again, who would argue with Jennifer here? Who would argue when we have proof like this:

Idiots. That's who would argue. Good looking pooch too. All dogs are good dogs, but that's an exceptional looking one. Anywho, Jennifer Aniston looks fucking good at 53. Join me in saying that.