Eli Manning Is Still The Coolest Motherfucker Around
I don't mean to sound sappy or corny or anything. But I love this man. He brought me so much happiness winning those two Super Bowls. Every reaction. Every Eli face. Every 'oh no, oh hell yes' play he made. Even the 'oh no, why is he throwing this left handed. It's not going to .... yep' play made me love him. I miss him. I miss turning on the Giants and seeing that number 10 with the very handsome face attached to it.
But this? This sums it up better than anything. Eli is the coolest motherfucker around. Sure, Kirk Cousins can continue to be iced out. I don't see him going into studios wearing all yellow and ripping shots. Only Eli can pull that off. Only Eli can pull off the Death Row chain:
Only Eli can go double birds and get a laugh out of it
Plus he has the best dance moves these eyes have ever seen
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That's called swag. That's called confidence. That's called coolness. There will never be another Eli, no matter how much Daniel Jones tries to look and win like him. The man is in his own tier and will always be one of my all-time favorite athletes.
Sidenote, it's still weird seeing a skinny Shaun O'Hara with him. This is how I choose to remember O'Hara:
Robert B. Stanton. Getty Images.Not this svelte, good looking dude. Give me 60 and 10 back together again at all times though.
You know he's an elite drinker too. You don't go to Ole Miss, be a legendary quarterback and not know how to party. Probably asked for more after he was done. Coolest motherfucker to walk the Earth.