'You're A Fucking Disgrace. I Shit On Your Prostitute Mother.' - Pique, Going All Out And Getting A Red Card In His Final Barcelona Match

Reags11/09/2022 3:10 PM

You know, I've made fun of Pique plenty lately because he's the dummy who somehow got sick of having sex with Shakira. Can't even imagine that thought process. But credit where it's due. This is fucking hilarious. Pique is a Barcelona legend, even if he sucks and got old. But he's a legend for the organization. Yesterday was his last match and the man didn't even get onto the field because he got a red card as a sub.

Not only did he get a red card. He told the ref he was going to shit on his whore and/or prostitute mother. Good Lord dude, take it down a notch. That's some pent up anger that somehow passes accusing the ref of cheating. All I can think about though is this exact moment:

Oh and apparently the whole reasoning for Pique to lose his shit was because Lewandowski was already sent off for Barcelona. Sure. Gotta go out with your teammate, D2 Bash Brothers style. Should have recruited a third like Kenny Wu to chime in and go three deep on red cards.

Just impressive all the way around. It's your last game you can 1 of 2 things. Go out this way or go be a hero and score the game-winner/make a game-winning play. Pique quite literally chose to tell a ref his mother is a whore and he's going to shit on her. Aggressive. Maybe a simple fuck you would have done. But then again this is the dude who decided this sex wasn't good enough: